Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-18467653-20140330154943/@comment-24142133-20141219190256

"Hey Shovel Knight, I know things are tough, but don't throw in the trowel!" "Pssh, that King Knight. You give him an inch, he thinks he's a ruler!" "I traveled with some horse adventurers, but they were all so neigh-gative!" "I was afraid as I jumped over the bottomless pit... but then I got over it." "I wondered why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger. Then it hit me." (gee, I wonder why) "I'm sure your quest will pay off in spades, hero! HAHAHAHAHA!" "The Goatician? He may feast on valuable Meal Tickets, but overall, he's not a ba-a-a-a-a-ad fellow!" "Super Skeletons are way too serious! They can't take a little humerus ribbing!" "The Bard performs on the street because when he's inside, he can't conduct himself!" "Have I told you about the broken sword? Eh, never mind, it's pointless..." "Plague Knight tried to tell me a joke, but it was too formulaic. He failed to get any reaction!" "I talked with Mona the other day...bad attitude, breaking beakers everywhere...such a vial woman!" "Have you talked to the juice maid? I tried to squeeze her for information...but I'm not sure she had anything pulpy to extract! My efforts were toadally fruitless." "I applied to be a Troupple Acolyte, but they said my apple-icitation looked fishy...... so they hired me!"

I refuse to write anymore.