Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-1490123-20140831205626

I would like it to be mEdium sized, I wouLd it to be fancy enOugh for parties, but comforTable enough for everyday wear. I would eNjoy the having eitHer the colors blue, black, or grEen on the hat. And additiOnal accessories would Be well appreciated. Leave it on tHe door of tHaT place with thE really good frieS and roOt beer floats. No, I doN't work there. I will compensate you with ten bogus bucks. You will Not see mE, but I will see you. However if you do not respond to my request within a month, I will be forced to EgG thAt pizza place everyone iS talking about. I haVe  12 cartons saved Up. I will also bE sure to leave flaMing poop bags somewhere oN yoUr daiLy route.

Sincerly

That one guy from the place.  