Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-4353179-20150317002649/@comment-9531161-20150330010834

Y'all best be ready for the complexicity of this here game. Even them new-fangled RPG types don't be matchin' up to the depth o' this here beauty.

(OK seriously though, this is a cool contest and it was hard to come up with something playable in under 1K).

Also, 1000 bytes exactly §ԾᴗԾ§