Board Thread:Suggestions and Ideas/@comment-14600979-20140125202338/@comment-5394692-20140126215721

iPhone 5Same and 5Cheap has been announced. I won't bother telling you the price because you idots are going to buy them anyway.

By the way, we made the iPod Touch bigger. (But that's a horrible idea!) Shut up. I reinvented the phone! (Wait, can it fit in a manila envelope?) Yes. (*applause*)